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[29 Dec 2009|12:31pm]

lawsoftradition
VICTORY 09' FUCK IT RICHARDSON!

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[25 Dec 2009|01:43pm]

lawsoftradition
I started growing a layer of mold over a pile of my clothes in my closet, I am misting the top layer with a spray of apple juice. It will be juicy just in time for me to begin RN school in May! Whenever I get frustrated with studies, I can just whiff some delicious black mold, rejuvenating my faculties.
It's scientifically proven that black mold reduces the enzymes in your bloodstream responsible for premature aging due to smoking and heavy alcohol use, as well as cleaning the mucosa and cilia in your small intestines. The spores can be collected, dried, and smoked to support a healthy immune system that fortifies your body with vitamin B and Aloe Vera.
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: ( [23 Dec 2009|02:18am]

lawsoftradition
kiss my ass!
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[22 Dec 2009|12:57pm]

lawsoftradition
Nigguh stole my bike!
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[20 Dec 2009|01:44pm]

lawsoftradition
I am now a proud owner of a dvd copy of The Legend Of Bagger Vance.
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I'd rather hear libretto with an amazing musical score. [19 Dec 2009|02:59pm]

lawsoftradition

She did not date in Early Cretaceous,
Being spiky, cold-blooded, pugnacious;
And then how many males
Go for vulva with scales
And vaginas so clammy and spacious?
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[16 Dec 2009|10:35pm]

lawsoftradition
[ music | Chants of Maldoror - Justine ]

There just might be hope yet, the departnment of veteran affairs is now taking care of the matter of outrageous unpaid credit bills. I deserve this fucking money.
I will be attending a gathering North of here. A welcome break from the grating drudgery of my dull and meaningless state of affairs. I lack pep, I've discarded it a few months ago and now I want it back, but I don't know how to call it and have it take me back without seeming like a flagellant. I'm also officially changing my party affiliation to whig.

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[16 Dec 2009|10:27pm]

lawsoftradition
Watch it, you'll be glad you did.

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